Hairy-

-armpits.

Thinking in bed is a dangerous occupation. But there I was, midnight, laying in my quiet, empty bed and it struck me. I needed to shave my armpits, since it's too damn hot to wear a shirt with sleeves.

And I have to wonder- why is it alright if guys don't shave their armpits?

I mean, seriously. It's almost taboo for a woman NOT to shave, and yet men get by with icky, long under-arm hair? It's just not right. Same with leg hair, but that doesn't bother me quite as bad. I don't, as of yet, have an opinion of other hair, but I'm fairly certain I'll think the same of it as I do of mine. The less the better.

But armpit hair is just...eww.