Professor quote of the day

“Worked with a guy, we called him Lucky*…He defibrillated himself five times. He had really curly hair…”

*Nickname changed to protect the *cough* innocent

(Note: This is meant to be humorous. We thought it was anyway.)

Learning point of the day...

Evidently Spock has green blood because he is a copper based organism.

The things we learn...

Quote of the day: MRSA

"MRSA- It’s gone rogue. It’s the Sarah Palin of bacteria."

Initial Impressions of Messed-up Mental Patients

"Your general impression of the patient is a big deal.

*flash image on screen*

Big man, big stick- See ya, Bye!"

EMT Class

"When the electricity goes back and forth sixty times in a second, the heart goes "WTF?" and fibrillates."
        In reference to why one should not stick their finger in a light socket