Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

5 year olds are deadly...

Shortie: "Mom! I have my marshmallow gun!!"
Mom: "Oh, you do?"

*pitter-patter of feet running and the sounds of maniacal giggling*

*pop*

Mom: "OUCH!!"

Friday, December 16, 2011

Reason 651 I should...

Not wear jeans, t-shirt, work jacket and baseball cap with my hair braided back:

Evidently I look like a boy. As in "Good morning, sir, how can I ... Oh, I mean, good morning, miss. Can I help you with your bag?"