I'm sorry to tell you

But it is difficult to field diagnose a tension pneumothorax without a BP cuff, vitals or SAMPLE/OPQRST history. Did you even get his name?

Spelling matters...

But so does knowing your vocabulary.

It is important to write ilium when you mean ilium and not write ileum, but when you use the example in class, it's best to use ilium and ileum not ischium and ischeum.

Though, Google searching ischeum kept me well amused in class. Evidently it's in Florida.

I wonder...

If I'd have turned this paper in, would I have gotten a 10/10?

And since, as a college student turning in said paper that DID get a 10/10...how horrible must the rest of them been to get statistics such as this:

(Now, I -was- trying to fit it on one page but still...My hs teacher would have kicked me if I'd have turned it in. Ah well. A 10's a 10.)

I love my mother

I really do. I mean, I really really really love my mother.

But sometimes she just makes me tired.