Wednesday, April 11, 2012

I'm sorry to tell you

But it is difficult to field diagnose a tension pneumothorax without a BP cuff, vitals or SAMPLE/OPQRST history. Did you even get his name?

Talent

I just totally gashed my thumb open on Velcro.

Monday, April 2, 2012

Quote of the day

"With a ruptured, ectopic pregnancy - drive it [ambulance] like you stole it, with due care."