Security officer: Do you have anything in your pocket, ma'am?
Very drunk lady: My pussy.
Security officer: Strange place to keep that. We'll have to have the doctor check that out.
Friday, July 4, 2014
Friday, June 27, 2014
Dispatch cracks me up
Dispatch: Medic 3, police have car pulled over on side of the road. You should run right into them.
Medic 3: *silence*
Medic 3: *silence*
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