Random bits of humor

As I descend further and further into my BLS intership, this clip gets funnier and funnier.

Lyrics (translated by yours truly, to the best of my French abilities)
Attention!
We have injured
We have a man, named Jean-Michel
And he has broken his leg.
With (him) is a girl, her name is Giselle
She's very beautiful
They climbed a tree, to make love.
They assumed the missionary position,
It's popular.
He fell. He broke his leg.
Attention!

Patient Jokes

Mr. Cowboy: "What do you a legless cow?"
Quarter Life Crisis: "Uhm...I have no idea..."
Mr. Cowboy: "Ground beef."

Fail...

Spent a long time polishing my boots... Scuffed them getting into the truck. *le sigh*